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the worserest bad guy in the history of being a bad guy
fuck yeah
Created on 2005-11-17 03:06:28 (#8818908), last updated 2006-10-31
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Basic Info| Name: | Kondor |
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BioCharacter Name: Kondor
Class: Thief -> Rogue
Country: Kanemoria
Age: 17
History:
Kondor's dad was a rapist, his granpappy plundered villages and stole from the poor and his *great* granpappy was a bandit and a conman. Kondor's mom was some random whore from the streets, his granny was a mercenary for hire and his great granny was a *pirate*. They called her Lack'v'a-Beard and she was meant to have been a *mighty* fine babe in her early days, they reckon.
And Kondor couldn't be more proud of his family.
Kondor was raised by his dad and his granpappy, after his mother left him on his father's doorstep one evening. His childhood was filled with stories of his family's many endeavours, and many, many prison tales, all of which Kondor found fascinating and inspiring.
Spurred by these "exciting" stories of risk and excitement, Kondor became a pickpocket and a thief-- but with a difference. He only stole from the downright dirt poor, and often "relieved" beggars of their miserable amount of coins. Knowing there was no justice in his actions, Kondor felt a strong sense of pride at the end of the day as he counted his loot. But despite this pride, Kondor can't help but think he can be much worse. Much, much worse. He'd have to be, of course, to carry on his family's legacy.
Kondor'd be the worserest bad guy in the history of being a bad guy, and hell should bar the way. (Bar the way or encourage him. He doesn't know yet.)
Personality:
Kondor speaks his mind, which basically means he has a lot to say. Unfortunately for most, Kondor both talks and thinks various amounts of absolute ... shit. Anything that he thinks, he says. That is, of course, when he's lying... Which would make it pointless to speak his mind. *Every* good villain should know *that*.
Kondor is a self obsessed loudmouth who thinks it his duty to point out the "weak points" in people, and compare them to himself. A constant source of ego boosting! He doesn't tend to make any proper friends, but will instead ask people to be his 'ally,' which in his head basically means a friend, minus the loyalty and sticking together through thick and thin and annoying ties like that. However, most of the time, nobody wants to be his 'ally', and he can't for the life of him figure out why.
Kondor likes girls. Hot girls with big tits and nice butts, preferably small brains and can't smash him up (too bad) if he tries to cop a feel. Kondor likes girls like that, and they're generally his main choices to be his 'allies' (with benefits. Lots of benefits. Compulsary).
If there is anything good about the boy at all, it's his spirit. People can kick him around all they like and insult his choices in life, but Kondor will definately not lie down and take it. No, he'll knee them in the balls and laugh and laugh and laugh, and then insult their mother.
That's what makes a *good* villain, afterall.
Class: Thief -> Rogue
Country: Kanemoria
Age: 17
History:
Kondor's dad was a rapist, his granpappy plundered villages and stole from the poor and his *great* granpappy was a bandit and a conman. Kondor's mom was some random whore from the streets, his granny was a mercenary for hire and his great granny was a *pirate*. They called her Lack'v'a-Beard and she was meant to have been a *mighty* fine babe in her early days, they reckon.
And Kondor couldn't be more proud of his family.
Kondor was raised by his dad and his granpappy, after his mother left him on his father's doorstep one evening. His childhood was filled with stories of his family's many endeavours, and many, many prison tales, all of which Kondor found fascinating and inspiring.
Spurred by these "exciting" stories of risk and excitement, Kondor became a pickpocket and a thief-- but with a difference. He only stole from the downright dirt poor, and often "relieved" beggars of their miserable amount of coins. Knowing there was no justice in his actions, Kondor felt a strong sense of pride at the end of the day as he counted his loot. But despite this pride, Kondor can't help but think he can be much worse. Much, much worse. He'd have to be, of course, to carry on his family's legacy.
Kondor'd be the worserest bad guy in the history of being a bad guy, and hell should bar the way. (Bar the way or encourage him. He doesn't know yet.)
Personality:
Kondor speaks his mind, which basically means he has a lot to say. Unfortunately for most, Kondor both talks and thinks various amounts of absolute ... shit. Anything that he thinks, he says. That is, of course, when he's lying... Which would make it pointless to speak his mind. *Every* good villain should know *that*.
Kondor is a self obsessed loudmouth who thinks it his duty to point out the "weak points" in people, and compare them to himself. A constant source of ego boosting! He doesn't tend to make any proper friends, but will instead ask people to be his 'ally,' which in his head basically means a friend, minus the loyalty and sticking together through thick and thin and annoying ties like that. However, most of the time, nobody wants to be his 'ally', and he can't for the life of him figure out why.
Kondor likes girls. Hot girls with big tits and nice butts, preferably small brains and can't smash him up (too bad) if he tries to cop a feel. Kondor likes girls like that, and they're generally his main choices to be his 'allies' (with benefits. Lots of benefits. Compulsary).
If there is anything good about the boy at all, it's his spirit. People can kick him around all they like and insult his choices in life, but Kondor will definately not lie down and take it. No, he'll knee them in the balls and laugh and laugh and laugh, and then insult their mother.
That's what makes a *good* villain, afterall.
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